Shock a Bajan - get one of these 10 reactions
Bajan reactions do not compare to any other nationalities.
Tell a Bajan good news, or bad news, gossip or facts, and you can be met with any of the following reactions in a heartbeat. Do not take offence, it's just Bajans. After they calm down you will get a response, but first they must... REACT LIKE A BAJAN!
1. Be Jesus
Mary: You know that man horn she again and get another girl pregnant again?
Sue: Be Jesus!
2. Man WtR
Henry: I like this girl right, she red and...
Jared: Man WtR ... you can't be serious? A red woman?!
3. You's uh c***
Shakira: So he come back by me last night telling me he want uh nedda try...
Daphne: You's uh c***? All de time so?
4. Yuh lie
Ruth: Believe Timmy getting married next munt?
Dorothy: Yuh lie, not buckteet, poxy foot Timmy
5. Fuh trute trute
Harriet: So Susan got a new man
Gwen: Fuh trute trute
Judy: I feel I gonna done wid Mark
Marcia: Hush do. Stupseee. Every udda week dat is you
7. Jesus Christ man
Nigel: You know I went home and some man car was park at me
Joseph: Jesus Christ man!
8. Cheese on bread-ers
Kim: My mudda like she fuh get me at dis school
Peter: Cheese on bread-ers, dat happen to me last Tuesduh
Timothy: So Trina pregnant dawg
10. Piss in muh pocket
George: John hit he new truck. But dat aint it...de eediat was driving by he ex house
Nathan: Piss in muh pocket... I thought he don't check fuh she.
How do you react?